VIDEO: Forget the Presidental Election, 'Esquire' Names Mila Kunis 'Sexiest Woman Alive'

It must be nice to be Ashton Kutcher. You're on a hit TV show. You make a crapload of money. And you just so happen to be dating Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive: Mila Kunis. All of this from playing a moron in That 70's Show. Nice work, America — I blame you for this.

Let's not focus on Kutcher though. While her career began on That 70's Show too, Kunis had completely broke out over the past two years, earning Oscar buzz opposite of Natalie Portman in Black Swan and showing off some serious comedic chops in Friends with Benefits and Ted. Kunis will next be seen playing Theodora (and possibly going green) in Oz: The Great and Powerful.

Esquire began naming its Sexiest Woman Alive in 2004, honoring Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Kate Beckinsale, Minka Kelly and Rihanna since then. Head past the jump to check out the full cover and video of Kunis's honor.